Tennessee Tofu

When you're so gay that your prostate acts as a sponge soaking up cum from all the anal sex you have.

Hey did you hear about Nick? He's got that Tennessee Tofu. His prostate laps up cum like a dehydrated horse and water.

by BillyBobby1245 March 17, 2021

WhiteBluff, Tennessee

An extremely small town where everyone knows your name and the next person you say "Howdy" to will most likely be your cousin.

Gosh it's like WhiteBluff, Tennessee on this show; what's up with the whistling? Who the hell is Andy Griffith?

Hick Town

by Kay El Dee January 27, 2011

The tennessee motor boat

When a tennessian man or woman participate in sexual intercourse that includes kool aid,pitbull,infant,vibrator,smoky mountains,and a full season of dukes of hazard on dvd and bluray,this usually takes place on sundays and with family gatherings,the man gets the dog to eat out and smother the baby with his poop-kool aid,as the baby eats it,the father shoves a vibrator in his left ear and violently thrusts in his direction howling like a wolf,this entire action sounds like a motor boat

Jimmy has never been the same since the tennessee motor boat.

by Nebraskaboi2299 June 8, 2018

Tennessee

a place where you should NOT move because we are crowded and taxes, housing prices, etc are going way up! just move to somewhere else!!

“hey man should i move to tennessee?”

“no.”

by therebeccajulip997 May 3, 2022

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Tennessee Shredder

A blowjob, typically performed incestuously, where the giver shreds up the receiver's dick due to their mishapen teeth.

I was with my sister at the swimming hole on Saturday and hooooowee she gave me the hottest Tennessee Shredder!

by A Victim Of Saber March 22, 2021

Tennessee Ladderjack

When a person climbs up to the top rung of a ladder and another person lays beneath while the person on top of the ladder shits into their mouth below

Climb up that ladder Frankie, and give me the ol’ Tennessee Ladderjack right now the hatch!

by GaryBridgewater April 6, 2024