show and tell

Where you go every Friday by your bosses fucking daughter.

You: just to let you know I know the real reason.
Boss: What’s the real reason?
You: Every Friday I go to show and tell and get a lap dance by your fucking daughter, that’s why
Boss: you know I don’t need to hear that ducking shit from you man.

by Ben.C.2008 February 26, 2022

Don’t ask don’t tell

The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.

Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”

by Ominous 01 May 12, 2024

I Won't tell you again

Being real tired or fed up with repeating the same thing to someone because they won't listen or do what they're told.

Son: dad can't you see i'm playing video games Dad: I told you to help your mother with the dishes 3 minutes ago so go do it now. I won't tell you again!!

by Skyler Moffatt September 11, 2023

telled

Kennedy is a bitch

He telled himself he's a bitch

by Kensabitch September 13, 2017

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 05, 2023

tell the truth

something that men always do

He always tell the truth even though she thinks he’s lying.

by Jdbsibdb123 May 18, 2021

Tell the truth

I didn't do the "at least don't lie" part and this obviously isn't what you meant.

Hym "You said 'tell the truth' not 'create A.I. and be objectively better than everyone.' And to be fair, the telling the truth part isn't the part that is working. Literally everything except telling the truth is working. The truth telling part is the part that is not getting me the credit for the A.I."

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024