Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.
by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014
Get the poppin' swags like a toastermug. A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
Get the French Toastermug. "(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon
by L31f Greane September 11, 2018
Get the Toaster Lovermug. A toaster thot is someone who is fake depressed and is a hoe. The toaster means toaster in bath tub.
Person 1: Why is Courtney acting so depressed all the time.
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
Person 2: Oh shes not actually shes just a toaster thot
by Desthomes September 17, 2019
Get the Toaster Thotmug. by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021
Get the Toastermug. A type of genre for horror games that refers to when you know a game will have a cheesy jumpscare, but you don't know when.
by MrMeme_Machine December 28, 2024
Get the Toaster Horrormug. 