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selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.
Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back
by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017
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Selective Negative Memory (SNM)

A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.
Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays

Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.

Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.

Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)
by SilverRod0203 June 12, 2018
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Selenla

Selena Gomez wannabe found in Chizzmeister's discord server. Named "Selenasgomez", she is referred to as Selenla, for being a bit chass.
Selenla is... <yucky> <Jamien's dog> <etc...>
by Mbs0607 November 1, 2018
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Selective Bisexuality

When someone is gay or lesbian for everyone except 1 person of the opposite sex
My friend’s psycho former friend Donna is a lesbian, but for some reason she wanted to bang him. She has selective bisexuality
by Celtic_Wytch August 10, 2019
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Selena Gonads

A Mexican celebrity chick who almost married Dustin Beaver before he married that skinny Hailey bitch
Did you hear, Selena Gonads and Dustin Beaver split up for good this time. Yeah I know it sucks. Life goes on
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
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selenaisswaggers

selenaisswaggers Is the best person ever. Btw selena didnt write this but anyways she is so cool and soo funny and post miraculous content but anyways yeah she is amazing okay bye
selenaisswaggers is the best person ever!
by selenaisswaggers fan June 27, 2021
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Selective Snowfall

Cuming on the floor and blaming it on and elderly family member
last night i made a mistake and had to do a selective snowfall
by john the faptist December 28, 2021
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