The act of cocking one leg on a table whilst masturbating. Preferably whilst wearing exceptionally tight football shorts, one testicle hanging out of the leg, the penis protruding from the other.
"Oh my god, what's that guy doing in front of that floor to ceiling window!?"
"Chillax, bro, he's just doing The Stan."
"Chillax, bro, he's just doing The Stan."
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Do a Google search for Stan Jones. You'll get a few hits, and then they'll ask, "did you mean 'Stan Jones blue?'"
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A beautiful dog nicknamed the " Nanny Dog" because its great with young children, very patient and very loyal has a lovley coat and a musclar type build, Its always been Made out in the media as a "Chav dog" and a "killer"
Omg man, i was off my nut and i sold a blue staffoldshire bull terrier pup for £50 to some pikey, shit man.
by StaffyBullTerrier March 31, 2009
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by GermanLog January 13, 2018
Get the dirty stan mug.The name of "MC Hammer" or Stan Burrell was born on March 30, 1962. He is a phonemic icon in 'pop-culture'. Stan is a multi-platinum selling rapper, entertainer, dancer, and was star of his own reality television show, 'Hammer Time' in the late 90's.
Stan's Albums
Feel My Power (1987)
Let's Get It Started (1988)
Feel My Power (1987)
Let's Get It Started (1988)
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em (1990)
Too Legit to Quit (1991)
New venture (Oaktown/Giant)
The Funky Headhunter (1994)
Inside Out (1995)
Career with Death Row Records (1995–1996)
Return to EMI (1996–1997)
Family Affair (1998)
Active Duty (2001)
Full Blast (2003)
Look Look Look (2006)
DanceJamtheMusic (2008)
Feel My Power (1987)
Let's Get It Started (1988)
Feel My Power (1987)
Let's Get It Started (1988)
Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em (1990)
Too Legit to Quit (1991)
New venture (Oaktown/Giant)
The Funky Headhunter (1994)
Inside Out (1995)
Career with Death Row Records (1995–1996)
Return to EMI (1996–1997)
Family Affair (1998)
Active Duty (2001)
Full Blast (2003)
Look Look Look (2006)
DanceJamtheMusic (2008)
by ProducerXOX September 12, 2009
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by Phreekwent Phliar January 1, 2010
Get the all girl staff mug.those annoying girls that are all basic and like all the same shit because they aren't original.
- they think they need iced coffee to survive
-they all have a kanken backpack
-loves brandy melville and they wear all the same clothing from there
- they think they need iced coffee to survive
-they all have a kanken backpack
-loves brandy melville and they wear all the same clothing from there
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