the dirty bean stalk

the act of putting any type of plant seed into your asshole and letting it grow, until ones partner harvests the crop

that bitch gave me the dirty bean stalk, i still got roots in my butthole.

by the big rig nig May 4, 2025

Fandom Stalking

The act of engaging deeply with fan-produced content—such as fanfiction, fanart, video edits, commentary, and memes—of a specific fandom without having consumed the original source material. A fandom stalker selectively immerses themselves in the emotional and aesthetic aspects of a fandom, often becoming familiar with character dynamics, plot arcs, and themes through the lens of other fans. This form of participation is marked by a pick-and-choose approach: embracing what resonates while intentionally avoiding aspects of the canon that don’t appeal.

“I’ve never watched The Last of Us, but I know everything about Ellie and Joel from reading fanfic and watching TikTok edits. I guess I’m fandom stalking.”

by sundroppanda May 12, 2025

freedom stalking

The act of rejoicing in seeing freedoms taken away from people who have opposing views.

Classic example of freedom stalking:
Did you see that guy get arrested for accusing that black guy for stealing?
Woah that's messed up bro. Why you gotta say he's black and stealing?
Well he's stealing and he's black, so... why arrest the guy reporting it?

by dEdzilla July 30, 2023

competitive stalking

Competitive stalking involves 2 or more parties competing to stalk one's social media and trying to find out information on someone's life through social media. The winner is the one who finds out the most information within a certain timeframe. The profile being stalked is be a fictional profile which is set up by someone and cannot participate in that round of the game.

Want to play competitive stalking? Chloe will set up the profile while me and Yuna will be the 'stalker'!

by film divers August 7, 2023

Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is often associated with paranoia or delusional disorders, where individuals believe they are being targeted and harassed by a group of people. These individuals typically experience persistent and intrusive behaviors such as following, surveillance, vandalism, and verbal harassment, which they perceive as orchestrated and organized. The perpetrators, according to the beliefs of those experiencing gang stalking, may include strangers, neighbors, acquaintances, or even governmental agencies. Victims of gang stalking often report feeling intense fear, paranoia, and isolation, as they believe they are being relentlessly pursued and tormented without respite.

While gang stalking is a deeply distressing experience for those who believe they are targeted, it's important to note that there is little empirical evidence supporting the existence of organized gang stalking groups. Instead, mental health professionals often attribute these experiences to underlying psychological conditions such as paranoid delusions, schizophrenia, or other forms of psychosis. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication to address the underlying mental health issues and provide support to individuals experiencing distress related to these beliefs.

She believed she was a victim of gang stalking, convinced that strangers were following her every move and conspiring against her.

by Phycology 101 February 19, 2024

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that holds aura

Master wu showed me his ancient technique to stroke the Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025