squirt & mop

a sexual manuver where the man cums all over his partners face, and then smears it around his partners face with his pubes.

man, I totally squirt & mopped that girl last night.

by sone199 February 21, 2010

Squirt one through the hoop

Achieving your goal.

Good job buddy! You certainly squirt one through the hoop on that school project!

by Dr. Squirt October 27, 2008

little squirt

When a person during climax gets so pumped she pees alot

Man 1: Dud, this girl last night was like little squirting it was so hot.
Man 2: Bro can u hook me with one. I want to have a little squirter!
Man 1: Bro, always

by bigbigbooty711 April 27, 2016

Squant

A tiny, tight vagina that still has a cherry unpopped and has never been loosened. A really tight Vagina.

'Bro I fingered my girl last night and she had the tightest squant!

by Whit3oak February 4, 2010

Hershey Squirt

The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.

I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.

by Gargled Mayo February 16, 2014

squirt

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
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Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

by kr7 l3g3nd November 23, 2004

taco squirt

when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag

last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere

by MaRi0 December 26, 2007