Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.

I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

spunk-flavored lollipop

Something that deceptively appears to be wonderful but once tried turns out to be revolting (too late).

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

by Koba The Dread March 21, 2010

Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.

Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !

by Slayer117 January 19, 2023

Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.

She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.

by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022

Spunk trough

A spunk trough is that hollow at the bottom of a womans back, right on her spine, that appears when she's on her hands an knees. It is most prevelant when she arches her back during doggy style. The goal is to fill it.

She was bent over the bed and I was getting her from behind. I pulled out just in time to finish on her back and nearly filled her spunk trough.

by DQL21 September 18, 2016

spunk shower

A jizz facial delivered to a female by one or more men at once. bukakke

That slut got a spunk shower by 6 dudes last night.

by Jimmythejerk May 24, 2018

Spunk Bin

Noun. Used to describe promiscuous ladies who have slept with half the population of your country, or, if you will, a filthy whore in which to deposit one's spunk. Used by multiple males for the disposal of excess seminal fluids.
Or to take other females husbands and let them deposit spunk into then.

I see "spunk bin" has been with someone else's Husband again !

by FTM22683 July 10, 2016