monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.

After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face

by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Spunk Belly

When a woman has a flabby swollen belly and she wears tight fitting clothes for all to see it. Looks as if pregnant but is not.

Wow look at her spunk belly it's huge

by Ace P Princess May 25, 2018

Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.

After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers

by TacomaMendo February 18, 2010

spunk in the trunk

this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on

girl: get in the taxi
boy: nah better plan get in the trunk for a spunk in the trunk

by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022

Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan

The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.

by WettyRats March 9, 2023

blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.

"Dude, she's so hot I'm about to blow spunk!"

by batbearwillstab August 5, 2014

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025