spunk rattle

The clenched-teeth orgasmic sigh you make upon ejaculation with a partner below your usual standards.
Pulled a right munter last night, gave me a proper spunk rattle!
by Yeoballs July 05, 2022
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Spunking

“Some chick asked me to spunky her the other day
“I had some great spunky the other day
“Are you the spunker or the spunkee?”
“She sniffed my ass so hard it was like she was spunking”
by The sexy Rexy March 24, 2019
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spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018
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Spunk-bubble

The tip of the condom, that stops or gets in the semens‘ way.

Call someone whos in the way or slowing you down a spunk bubble
“Move the fuck out of the way you grotty little spunk-bubble”

“speed the fuck up you slow, decrepit, dry old spunk-bubble i’m in a rush”
by Aj the spunker May 29, 2023
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Spunk gurgler

Someone who uses spunk as mouth wash - common tradition in the region of Tibet, Afghanistan
The fella over there, I know for a fact he a spunk gurgler.
by WettyRats March 09, 2023
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Spunk funk

The act of eating your own semen from your woman’s vagina generally 2 -3 days later on a hot summer day.
I can’t go see the movie tonight. It’s spunk funk night. Can’t wait to see how I taste before call of duty.
by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023
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blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.
by batbearwillstab August 05, 2014
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