Buena Park Wet Sponge

When a female poops her pants and the excrement coats her entire genitalia to the point of complete obscurement

Barbara had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and it looked like someone slammed her crotch with a whole chocolate cake

Brandon was going to go down on me but I had a Buena Park Wet Sponge and he threw up his lunch

by 23AdamHenry January 31, 2022

spong mincer

A person showing signs of sun normal human ability and intelligence ,especially with impaired walking.

That Wayne Rooney is a great spong mincer!

by Soup Dragon November 20, 2017

sponge bob foam heels!

a person who's heels (shoes) are made of thick foam

mary with her strap up sandles and her thermal
socks "sponge bob foam heels!"

by Laura Dunphy December 19, 2007

Spong

Dumb ass ginger hoe called halli

halli is a fucking “spong”

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023

Sponge

Sponge is another type of Dave

Your such a sponge

by VAM892 March 19, 2024

spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.

Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!

by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021

Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014