smelly twee

A smelly twee is a scottish term to describe rats that live close to humans.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.

eek eek, a smelly twee!

by saucecook69420 August 31, 2018

Smelly fishy peen

Where you have so much dick cheese and you never clean the peen.

Bro my girlfriend said I have a smelly fishy peen so I shot her ass.

by Big black salami July 31, 2019

smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023

smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020