Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023

Mousetrap Shitcore

Mousetrap Shitcore is an independent or alternative genre of music that usually sounds like exactly what the name is. Some mousetrap shitcore songs are also considered ‘breakcore’ or ‘losercore’ which has some good songs, but usually it’s just a bunch of drums being slammed at random and some guy screaming. But there are a few more popular artists whose music falls under the term mousetrap shitcore.

Some examples of artists with mousetrap Shitcore songs are:
Weezer

Aphex Twin
Machine Girl
Deadmau5
Odetari

Toby Fox

by I love to eat markers July 24, 2024

the shitface

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025

Rusted shitbox

A vehicle with rust on the frame or on the body in mass

Includes: flaking rust, missing rockers, missing cab corners, rusted wheel wells, frame rust and damage

“Don’t buy that car it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“Look it’s a Rusted Shitbox”
“I used to own a Rusted Shitbox”

by Joseph_Stuntin December 9, 2025

Western kentucky shitboxes

A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks

Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes

Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair

•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires

•No cab corners or rockers

•Rock lights in wheel wells

•Lightbars that’s don’t work

And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std

Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what

by Your mom308 August 25, 2021

Disgusting Little Shitboy

Ya know, that child movie character whose a brat, usually messy, always up to no good. I mean, I don't need to elaborate further it's a disgusting little shitboy.

A: Did you see that new Final Destination movie that came out?
B: Yeah.
A: That kid from the opening scene who stole pennies and threw one and caused that entire skyview disaster, I hate him.
B: Yeah me too, he's a disgusting little shitboy if you ask me.

by basically_ar December 4, 2025