shawn michaels

Shawn Michaels is arguably the best, greatest wrestler in the WORLD! That can easily be backed up. He wins most of his matches. He is the showstopper! Bam, sweet chin music and 1,2,3! Ding ding ding! The showstopper wins! If anyone does not like him as a very good and talented wrestler then they should start by getting a life! Shawn deserves to be the WWE champion! He IS the most respected wrestler in the WWE!

ME: Hey Dad, look, it's Shawn Michaels! This is an opportunity of a life time!

Dad: It certainly is! And look, there's the super-gay, Randy Orton.

ME: Hey, gay! Shawn Michaels is gonna beat your sorry ass!

Randy Orton: Oh no he wont!

Shawn Michaels: Oh yes I will!

Randy Orton: I'll just RKO you!

Shawn Michaels: You couldn't RKO a dead fly!

Randy Orton: Oh yes I could!

Shawn Michaels: Do it then.

Randy Orton: I can't!

by Alex C Brown February 29, 2008

Shawn

An exceptional, deep, intelligent, devoted, and unparalleled animal. He is very severe at times, but also knows when to be foolish. He is an original, provocative, rational, witty, perceptive, arousing, resourceful, creative, loving, seductive, mysterious, heavenly, unusual, attractive, clever, profound, solitary, unequalled, coldhearted individual. He enjoys long days out on a boat, (occasionally catching more fish than he lets get away) and can literally spend days on end playing video games. His amazing sense and ingenuity make him an astounding lover and a respectable cook.

1. "That guy is a total Shawn."

2. "I'm glad I married a Shawn ."

by evil_kimberly August 18, 2009

shawshank

Background:

From the movie Shawshank Redemption. Tim Robbins' character, Andy Dufresne, secretly digs a tunnel in his prison cell, and hides the dirt and cement from the wall in his pants legs. To get rid of it without anyone knowing, he takes a stroll out in the yard every day, and with every step shakes a little bit out at a time.

Definition: verb

When you have to fart, the action of walking around an area and dispersing a little bit at a time so no one notices.

Suddenly feeling the urge to fart, I quickly got up from my desk and shawshanked it around the office.

by spiderb92 December 13, 2004

shawnie

an amazing girl who one cant wait to see. someone who one talks to for atleast 4 hours a night and <3s it. an all around amazing girl. noone else compares to a shawnie

guy:so im talking to this super awesome girl
friend:whats her name
guy:shawnie :)

by dakota :) November 11, 2010

shawg

Shit and "Dawg" combined

1.Used to acknowledge an insult
2.Synonymous to the world insult

He said that to you? Shawg.
Shawg on your life
You just got shawged

by m-dot. July 20, 2010

Shawnie

The most amazing girlfriend you will ever have in your life. She is the most caring, loving person that you will have ever met and you will have no idea what you would do without her in your life. She makes you smile from ear to ear and you can never be mad at her for longer than 2 seconds, because the way she looks at you gives you the butterflies and makes you forgive her. You will be so glad this girl has come into your life and you never want her to leave. She will be your bestfriend, girlfriend and soul mate.

Me: My girlfriend is the most caring, loving person that i have ever met.
Friend: She most be a Shawnie.

by Damien:) January 19, 2011

shawntrica

Is a name for a 'down for you' type chick. Most people call her 'Trica' she is hood, but sweet. She gets her hair done as much as possible, and loves southern rap. She is friends with mostly neighborhood people and has one friend from " up north shawty". Shawntrica has great boobs and loves sex and men. She isn't a hoe but has had her share of men. She loves her family and takes care of the kids who are related to her

Shawntrica Booty chill

by jmama March 6, 2010