That black seal was clapping them cheeks so hard when it pulled out it sounded like a freshly opened can of dill pickles being opened.
by Poppacherrry June 19, 2023
Get the Black Sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal Cuffmug. A mini Whale. A whale is a player that invests a lot of real world money in a game that has pay-to-win mechanics (i.e. buying overpowered items to compensate for a lack of skill).
by Freznicklattebottom May 6, 2020
Get the Sealmug. by MineOwedWu's July 2, 2021
Get the The Khil Sealmug. Intelligence incomprehensible to the average human. The squad with great leaders who could conquer all.
by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
Get the Seal Team Sixmug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The First Sealmug. noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
Get the Seal cuffmug.