Schrödinger's VAT

A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.

I suspect that may be Schrödinger's VAT added to your scribbled bill.

by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022

shrodinger's shit

When you need to shit and it feels like diarrhea but you're constipated so it won't come out.

I'm in shit limbo, shrodinger's shit if you willl.

by Flixxy October 30, 2022

shrodingers flirt

Where your flirting or not based entirely on whether or not they're into it

Idk if we we kidding or not, it the shrodingers flirt bro

by RavingRav3n November 16, 2022

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

Schrödinger’s Media Consumer

A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)

Trixs is a Schrödinger’s Media Consumer.

by TldrNud November 25, 2022

Shrodingers hoe

If a chic adds you on snap but you don’t know what she looks like so for a point in time she is simultaneously the fittest chic and the clappedest hoe ever

Yo this chick added me on snap but I don’t know if she’s fit or clapped I guess you could call her shrodingers hoe

by Willytoucher December 5, 2022

shrodingers nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman with a facemask and wondered what shape her nose is while she is wearing a facemask her nose is all possible variations of a caucasian nose until she takes it off and you see the actual shape of her nose

That white girl in the facemask has a shrodingers nose it's simultaneously a nice nose and not nice nose until she takes of her facemask

by jamfish December 9, 2022