Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

Texas Nut Scoop

When you heat up an ice cream scoop until it’s red hot. Then scoop a mans’ nut sack off.

I’m gonna Texas Nut Scoop Brad when he gets home.

by Jizz Book March 7, 2019

Scoop noodle

Javelin rocket launcher used to annoy the enemy.

Johnson get that scoop noodle and blow a whole in their rectum

by Codterms101 April 11, 2023

Milo Scoop

When during anal man grabs spoon and grabs womens pubic hairs. I

I milo scooped that bitch

by LNG GGGGGGG November 16, 2020

chocolate scooping

Fisting someone in their anus.

My wife is interested in some chocolate scooping action!

Hey man! I chocolate scooped that bitch last night!

by BiggHoss511 November 12, 2012

Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

Poopity Scoop

scoop diddy whoop
whoop de scoop de poop
poopty scoopty, scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop woop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop! poop!
scoopity whoop
whoopity scoop
whoopity scoop poop

Bro really said poopity scoop, what the fuhhh, Kanye West is on acid.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025