Lil Scoop

A person who rides a razor scooter with no regard for human life.

Cooper gets to class quickly because he is a lil scoop.

by LilScoop December 27, 2017

Scooped

Scooped; when you or another person gets cheated out of a favorable outcome that should have been a guarantee. You can also scoop others. I.e. request time off when you knew they wanted that day.

Tip: Yo, did you get a chance to snag some free Olive Garden?
Jak: Nah, I didn't get an email and now the foods gone. They Scooped me on that one.

by Scoopdiwhoop November 10, 2019

retro-scoop

When a source is identified as having been among the first to acknowledge a phenomenon; or, when journalists write flattering articles about no-bodies in the hope of their future success.

He was the first comedian to make a joke about Obama on Comedy Central - what a retro-scoop.

I just made this Republican sound like the best thing since sliced bread - who knows, maybe I'll get a retro-scoop if one day he becomes president.

by Socoa January 31, 2009

Scoop

meaning,scrotum poop

wipe your face,you got a little scoop on your lips

by Chris M.F. October 18, 2008

the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Scoop

Cupping one's hand and grazing it upwardly upon someone's neck, under the chin. Typically followed by the scooper saying "Scoop!"

Natalya pressed the back of her hand against BJ's neck and scooped scoo
"SCOOP!" she shouted.
BJ sighed and dropped his head in defeat.

by TYLERTYLERTYLER December 21, 2008

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018