A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 03, 2012
Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.
Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016
by Thiccsexyboi January 09, 2018
Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG May 29, 2012
Person who talks continously about their penis's engirged size despite the fact it is tiny. Believes everything on reddit to be gospel.
by Kelseyb123 April 10, 2013
Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
by Consumerofentireplanets September 30, 2019