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vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!
I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.
by GothicDeath November 16, 2010
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banana pudding

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it
by amber adam brock quinn January 9, 2008
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Prison Pudding

Whilst in a prison cell, or really anywhere within the confines of a prison, one dude (the top) ejaculates inside another dudes ass (the bottom), and then a third dude eats the cum from the ass of the bottom.
Hey bro, hurry up cumming inside George, I'm hungry for some prison pudding!
by Empress Comingling's June 23, 2021
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Punjabi Pudding

1. Slang for human feces. aka Pudding Pants

2. Used jokingly about manure See: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Origin from Punjab based on the 5 rivers of Punjab. It has been socially acceptable to defecate in public, so the Five Rivers are pretty polluted.
1. "Sounds like someone has some Punjabi Pudding that needs to attended to," says the mother as she passes the wailing baby to her husband.

2. Let's fix Bob's wagon - we'll send him over some Punjabi Pudding after he eat's the Rocky Mountain Oysters!"
by punjabistar June 5, 2018
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stinky pudding

Mr. Weekly dropped a load of stinky pudding while watching that horror movie.
by Rufus D Louis November 6, 2013
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Pudding Diver

One that eats out someone's ass.
"Ew, I can't believe Michael ate out that girl's ass," said John.
"Yeah, what a pudding diver," responded Danny.
by Troke17 March 27, 2011
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Pudding Lager

I was driving later, so I stuck to the Pudding Lager.
by Nic September 25, 2003
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