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A bad mood or depressive episode
I'm sorry for saying that mess, bro, I'm in a major puddle right now
puddle by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

puddle check 

When you check if your girlfriend is wet or aroused
“Damn girl, can I puddle check you real quick?”
puddle check by Rodneyrooster78 April 30, 2024

Puddle Shark 

Sharks that live in puddles rather than the ocean. An adaptive behaviour in preparation for global warming and increasing chances of securing food. The % chance of seeing a puddle shark is low but not zero.
Just watch your feet in that water, that looks large enough to house a puddle shark
Puddle Shark by KRoo May 19, 2024

PuddleJumper 

Wow Alex is such a PuddleJumper, we don’t fw Alex

PuddleJúmper 

an annoying pool guest- we don’t like them
Alex is a PuddleJúmper, we don’t fw Alex

Puddle Party 

An un inventive cam girls attempt at being relevant by glorifying her std infected piss puddles. Usually used by the sluttiest of cam girls. When your preferred e-slut starts using this term you are very likely to get lucky! And itchy. .
Did you go to chloes puddle party last week??
Yes, it still burns when I pee!!
Puddle Party by Omandadude June 17, 2024