puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.

Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"

by William Beiler January 5, 2009

snow puddle

A Pothole filled with snow

Hey Jim! You see that giant snow puddle back there?

by Nern May 17, 2018

Puddle Jumper

One that has sex or promices to have sex with whoever holds the bigger bag. Not to be confused by bag whore a puddle jumper will do whatever sexual favor only to be smoked out.

Damn look at Cindy acting like a damn puddle jumper again.

by Hottinthedark May 12, 2019

Puddle-Pumper

A Male that Buys or sells but does not use methamphetamine to trade to multiple puddles sluts for sexual favors to get more bang for his buck

Nah that Puddle-Pumper just grabbed a phat sack and too off to skip rocks on these puddle sluts

by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)

C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

by helldamixa March 15, 2023

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023