Professionals

They have standards...

Mr Mundee: Professionals, have standards, Be polite, Be efficient, have to a plan to kill everyone you meet.

by SirCheeseEater! June 19, 2020

professional Mexican

Someone who works extremely hard but still amounts to nothing

Dad: is it my fault uncle has decided to be a professional Mexican.
Mom: he’s not a professional Mexican, he’s our son

by 🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑🍆🍑 October 19, 2020

professional viber

Someone who, due to a turbulent past and/or a high IQ, is hyper-aware and realizes the meaninglessness of everything and so doesn't have any ambitions like getting good grades or landing a high-level job, and instead focuses on just enjoying themselves. Kind of like the violin players playing on the Titanic as it's sinking. They're also almost always highly introverted and can barely hold a discussion in real life, but online they're a total memer.
They also often have a broken sense of humor and laugh at memes like Among Us.
Not to be confused with Emo.

"Why does that guy with the hoodie always sit alone on his phone with his airpods in at the back of the class?"
"Maybe he's a professional viber"

by bombsquid October 2, 2022

De Profundis

Latin for "the depths of sorrow". Used when you are extremely depressed, as if your in the darkest, deepest pit of sorrow

when I don't take my meds, I can become De Profundis

by claky April 10, 2009

Anime Profile Pic Energy

Someone who shares the same "qualities" as the average person who has an anime profile pic. the average people who have an anime profile picture have the shittiest takes on the internet, they spend most of their time arguing with others on social media about their opinions on subjects that are dumb/childish. their tactics of arguing consist of correcting the grammar of others, using the dryest roasts of all time, and blocking others after replying with a mediocre comeback to avoid the further invalidation of their argument.

I'm unfollowing Frankie, he reeks of Anime Profile Pic Energy.

by Brainstem November 22, 2020

profesh

a silly abbreviation of professional that might just make you sound like a pathetically white rapper

Whoa! That freestylin' was profesh. Yo. ...uhh... w0rd.

by Pasta Cowboy 4.0 January 21, 2004

professional browser

A customer, who's well schooled in the practice of appearing aloof, to the salesperson's offer of assistance. More often than not, it is a facade. The more the profesional browser appears aloof, the more likley they are seriously interested in the product the are inspecting.

"The professional browser tried that jacket on three times. Alot, for someone claiming to not be interested in it."

by D. Gould January 12, 2006