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Poop limbo

When you get the feeling that you have to poop when you're in a hurry to be somewhere else but when you attempt to poop there's nothing. You worry it will be the real deal when you get to your next destination.
Sorry I'm late, I've been stuck in poop limbo for over an hour. I hope it doesn't hit me during my meeting with the president.
by Shuda Wuda 'Cuda June 9, 2015
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poop attack

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.
by Meatsplash June 30, 2015
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poop shaming

The act of shaming a person or animal for their defecation.
I don't like to take dumps at Brian's house. All he does is poop shame me afterwards. It's total poop shaming.
by Le pew pew July 20, 2016
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Poop cringes

The sensation you get when you need to shit, any you feel your bowls trying to push out the turd while your anus tries to hold it bac.
" I hope there is a bathroom near by. I am feeling the poop cringes ."
by Matyno_ May 15, 2016
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poop thrust

a term used to describe the act of popping the cork on a turd. you strain so hard to achieve this that it's actually orgasmic. you feel so relieved when you have a poop thrust that you go and name your oldschool runescape character after it.
i almost passed out making that poop thrust but it was worth it.
by flossigans April 19, 2018
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poop skull

Someone who actively participates in cranial defecation, ultimately wearing another persons feces on their head. - A more polite way to refer to someone as a shit head.
No, Benjamin Philip, these are not kid's shoes. That's rich coming from a poop skull like you, with your size 6 narrow slip ons.
by thefunkyfeelone September 5, 2018
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Poop-traction

Noun. A Poop contraction. The cramps associated with going into poop labor.
"My poop-tractions are getting closer together and will be going into labor soon."
by Dr.Reanimator September 18, 2018
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