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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024
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Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.
Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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The Ping Pong

A man wears a strap on backwards. He stands between two girls and thrusts back and forth while the girls remain still. This is the ping pong.
"Bruh, I just did The Ping Pong with the whole women's ping pong team last night and the girls were fucked senseless."
"Bruh we gotta try dual mode sometime."
by WobniarTheSixth January 7, 2020
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ping pong pung pang

a terrible sport that only really dumb people play that uses a wooden table and two racquets that can be broken easily
he is really bad at ping pong pung pang
by BorisTucker July 24, 2017
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Shenglong Ping Pong

by Cheesey519 September 2, 2025
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Ping

Its the Time your pc takes to travel to a aserver and back.

Some people use "high ping" as an excuse for bad at playing games like shooters...
(suffering) Oh my ping is over 9000... that`s why i got 20 deaths this round!
by LeoLens September 15, 2018
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Ping it and Cling it

Ping it and Cling it is a variation of Ping it and Fling it in which the primary goal is to have sex with a target. But then the Cling it comes in where either they are attractive enough, the sex was good enough, or you end up liking them enough to want to keep them around.
Brian: Dude Janelle was supposed to be a ping it and Fling it but wow she also has a Pog collection, I’d like to Ping it and Cling it instead.
Dan: You two sound perfect for each other.
by W0ND0 November 13, 2017
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