phantom hittler

A phantom potatoe salad looking nigger bitch who can suck a catepiller dick

His is a phantom hittler

by Twisted_wizard April 20, 2016

phantom of knowledge

A thick twat. Has absolutely no knowledge of what they are talking about and you can see straight through their bullshit.

Steve said women can't cum through oral sex because he's been told by a doctor. He's a phantom of knowledge that twat.

by Trebor J January 12, 2017

Phantom shitter

Have you ever walked down a hallway and found a random fresh turd.. But no one is around to claim it?

Then you, need a young priest and an old preist.. For you are haunted by a phantom shitter.

Man walks by shit.. Looks at urban dictionary and finds phantom shitter: ooohhhh!!!

Man hiding around the corner with a freshly dirty ass. : haha! I atrike again!!!

by Moist genitals May 13, 2019

Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.

Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.

by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021

phantom shit

a phantom shit occours when one goes to the washroom and take a nice long shit and when he wipes there is no shit on the paper and in some cases when he looks theres no shit in the toilet because the phantom shit dissapeard

you dude i just took a shit and wiped my ass and when i look no shit so i looked in the toilet and the phantom shit escaped again he wasent in the toilet

by chrisdh84 February 18, 2009

Phantom Fuck

When doing a girl from behind the guy puts his hands like a mask around his own face, much like a the mask "The Phantom" Is wearing, by putting the thumb and the finger next to it togheter forming a Cirle. The rest of the finger are to point straight out from the cirle then flip it on to your face. (most ppl probobly know how to do this mask) So doing a girl from behind with your hands as a mask over your face. (The girl is not suposed to know whats going on). The Phantom Fuck Has its roots in the swedish music festival "hultsfreds festivalen". Were you got points for phantom fucking girls.

There are many diffrent ways too Phantom Fuck. Ysing only one hand creating a half phantom. Or doing Anal Creating Anal Phantom Fuck. Or my own favorite; Black midget Anal Phanom Fuck. As you might understand this is when you Are giving a colored midget anal sex while doing the phantom.

by Kalle January 26, 2005

Phantom of the Opera

Infront of a window, the male is performing doggy-style on the girl. The fellow then slows down, slow enough so his buddy can switch places with him. Man #1 then runs outside around to the window and waves are her.

Ant: Man i love pulling the phantom of the opera one girls!
Andrew: I like when dudes pull it on me!

by youdunnome4141 March 10, 2009