Pencil

A stick of writing

Grab some pencils and write a book!

by bling bling boy 47 September 22, 2020

Pencil Mark

A person who puts an unhelpfully large number of pencil marks into a puzzle grid, in the optimistic belief that the resulting chaos will guide him or her to a solution. Especially relevant to sudoku puzzles.

"Oh god, don't let Pencil Mark have a go. He'll deface the puzzle beyond all recognition and we'll never crack it."

by Sudoku Alex November 20, 2023

Pencil holder

When u put the tip of ur pencil inside ur dick hole and it stays there

*does the pencil holder*

The dude in the library: HOLY FUCK CALL 911

by armed abortion February 15, 2022

Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Pencil

Something I have put up my ass

Pencil up ass

by sexyinvert December 21, 2021

stuffed pencil

you usually finish your work and treasure it.

Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.

by recool August 14, 2011

Pencil Pusher

There are generalized definitions of a pencil pusher being someone with a meaningless job, specific to military service however, a Pencil Pusher is most often times someone who fucked up in such a way they can no longer be trusted to do anything of value. These people usually have some sort of assault charge pending and are holding over for paperwork so they are given some moronic tasking to fill their time and keep up appearances. They are also more comment then not, officers, as the enlisted component would like face chapter up front. These individuals are commonly hated for an array of reasons but usually revolve around the actions that got them there.

specialist: what's LT smith doing in the yard?
corporal: man he finally got caught
specialist: no way I thought it was just a rumor

corporal: might have started there but DNA dont lie

specialist: so he really did it?
corporal: ya he raped that girl in TRADOC

specialist: he's a total pencil pusher

corporal: 100%

by Jimbean69 May 8, 2024