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Fresh Panic

When one is stunned by something so much, that they get themselves into a panic. However a fresh panic is different in the fact that it involves vegetables in some way.
Terry: oh Pete mate, you’ve got an artichoke hanging out your pocket!

Pete proceeds to get into a fresh panic

Pete: An artichoke? Where?!
by El Georgio December 13, 2018
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Panic Clean

Quickly cleaning in a panic before guests arrive
“I just panic cleaned the entire house before my brother arrived.”
by BAHHAHAHAHAA May 5, 2024
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Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!
Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!
by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017
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Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .
There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.
by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018
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Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.
Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023
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Panic Disorder

Under the tongue root, a fight most dread. While another rages behind in the head.
Robert Graves The White Goddess - Battle of the Trees (32-35)
What does it feel like to be inside the head of somebody who's has a panic disorder? Well you should read an excerpt from the book White goddess. You're literally fighting inside your head with two different emotions. Good and bad. Calm and fear.
by stat1c_m1k_- May 23, 2023
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Panic! at the Disco

Another way of saying Brendon Urie since 2015
Y’all keep saying using they/them pronouns with non-binary people is so hard when we all agreed to still call it Panic! at the Disco even though we all know it’s just Brendon Urie. Oh well hypocrisy.
by A noice sunflower June 12, 2019
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