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fucking crab

when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
"dude did you see drake he was totally fucking crabbing yesterday"
by nugget in a blazer November 18, 2018
mugGet the fucking crabmug.

crab catcher

Officer Farva has quite a magnificent crab catcher!
by Karlsays April 26, 2015
mugGet the crab catchermug.

slaper crab

slaper crab is yt
you are subbed to slaper crab? same!
by Rbfroyo May 11, 2022
mugGet the slaper crabmug.

Mudbutt Crabs

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt." And Crabs: A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus, and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.. except in this case you’re not going anywhere because the mudbutt, so you’re screwed.
Michael: I can’t come into work today because I’m sick. *ahhhh*
Michaels Boss: Yeah I could hear it, it sounds like you have Mudbutt Crabs, you should stay home, like forever, we don’t want you here with that bullsh*t. Everyone at work discussed it annnnd everyone thinks it’s best that you don’t come back, so... you’re fired.
by Commander_Shepard December 14, 2018
mugGet the Mudbutt Crabsmug.

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋
I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.
by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021
mugGet the crab mangoonmug.

digital crabs

The aqcuisition of a phishing scam that posts on a friends social network advertising some amazing thing but after you click the links, posts spam to your homepage and sends your personal info to a third party.
I was on Facebook and this APP posted on Jenny's page that said you could see who had viewed you profile, but it turned out to be a scam. I feel dirty like I caught a case of digital crabs.
by Captain Underpants III January 22, 2011
mugGet the digital crabsmug.

super crab

It's a super crab!
by MEMEZMASTER August 19, 2020
mugGet the super crabmug.

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