by Gods #421 February 23, 2024
Get the Bible sayermug. This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!
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by Hym Iam February 20, 2024
Get the Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)mug. An Among Us themed Christian bible with the word Holy replaced with Sussy decorated in Among Us characters & various Among Us references written through the bible. A Sussy Bible can be used to express how Sus you think the bible is as you turn to a page to read something Christians claim wasn’t in the bible, something they’re doing wrong or vile crimes the bible condones & encourages the reader to do.
by 36368876 March 18, 2022
Get the Sussy Biblemug. A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.
by BreakdownStudy November 29, 2019
Get the Word Biblemug. Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film
by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021
Get the Rusty Biblemug. Usually someone who picks and chooses different verses from the Bible, to fit their political gain. Most of the time being hypocritical and not going by the Bible themselves. Not true believers of the bible, but using it in a way to control the narrative.
"Trump is such a bible bunny, for selling Bibles to fund his campaign."
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"
by LadyJusticeisBlind April 10, 2024
Get the bible bunnymug. Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable
Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
by Wallie913 May 27, 2025
Get the bibledmug.