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Road tampon

A person or persons that block the road or highway by going too slow. This person is normally seen driving a Honda or Kia
Hey road tampon get out of the left lane or pass the guy
by Ar_hunter March 31, 2022
mugGet the Road tamponmug.

Low-roading

Instead of taking the high road, it's super woke to low-road people. The simple insinuation that your friends and family have wronged you is plenty for them to see things your way. And we all know, you're in the right, right? If you weren't, you wouldn't be.

Did someone assume your gender? How dare they.
Are they tired of your shit? Hitler was tired of the Jews.
Do they have lighter skin than you? How can they sleep at night knowing they're oppressing a visible minority?
You're sure a fan of low-roading, snowflake.
by FoxNSox January 11, 2019
mugGet the Low-roadingmug.

Road Gobbie

The act of Fellatio whilst driving a motor vehicle
"Hey love, be a darl and give me a road Gobbie?"
by Joshiepoos August 9, 2016
mugGet the Road Gobbiemug.

road ants

normal people driving on the road who drive normally and not aggressively, drive boring cars and mind their own business
"My race car is broken, so now i have to drive the daily and be a road ant."

"I was stuck behind some road ants the other day, until I finally got a chance to pass them."
by iwishihadans2k January 8, 2014
mugGet the road antsmug.

Cuntry road

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.
John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.
by barryballbags May 31, 2022
mugGet the Cuntry roadmug.

rump-road

when your driving a girl/guy from behind and your dick comes out and slides up the crack aka road.
After putting a full day in at the capital, Mr. Romley introduced his girlfriend to rump-road.
by kdunkle March 8, 2011
mugGet the rump-roadmug.

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.
After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.
by dgw1701 May 28, 2011
mugGet the road snarkmug.

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