Guy: *installs minecraft mods through a totally legal website*
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
Virus: hi
Guy: dammit my pc has a virus
by Literally a person December 26, 2019
If someone did want to weaponize a virus, they wouldn't have to, the birds, the bees, or the bats would do it for them. There's a lot of money to be made in a pandemic, and a lot to gain for some folks, even as everyone else shuts down.
A virus wouldn't need to be weaponized by a human, and a human that wanted one weaponized knows that, so if anybody starts asking questions, they can always give the bats, the birds, or the bees as the answers
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
by Gaycumlover December 18, 2022
The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary, not the pandemic. Connect with the Torontonian on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Did the Canadian Police put your personal chats online?
Aayush: I don't know, but I have been called the 'friendship virus' for a long time.
Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks. Most of what you have been reading on Urban Dictionary is from my personal chats with a beauty queen. I am a Friendship Virus.
Aayush: I don't know, but I have been called the 'friendship virus' for a long time.
Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks. Most of what you have been reading on Urban Dictionary is from my personal chats with a beauty queen. I am a Friendship Virus.
When you start talking in a humorous, silly, nerdy, untruthful, sarcastic, high and low pitch, PG - 13 type of way.
= When you suddenly start talking like Nalli.
= When you suddenly start talking like Nalli.
The Bugzo Virus is a fairly new virus first starting in the Bronx. The first patient ever none was Dizzle. The virus consists of a an ant like bug, traveling in the blood cells of its host. Causing the host to act tracked, cooked, and so. The Bugzo is highly contagious and can be spread through energy and vibes. The Bugzo is highly activated when inebriated and or smacked.
Damn why is Adrian acting weird crazy like that?
He’s just infected with the Bugzo virus, he can’t control the bug in his blood.
He’s just infected with the Bugzo virus, he can’t control the bug in his blood.
by Mamadizz December 30, 2020
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
by SlungLectDung May 13, 2024