Muddy Soup

The muddy soup is when having anal sex, little preparation is made before the anal sex resulting in the shit spewing all over the penis of the male.

Johnson was so fast in the doggy style that he gave Helena a muddy soup.

by Bobus HoPokeUs September 8, 2016

muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016

Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018

Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting

You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?

by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020

To get muddy in the pond

Describes a situation during a conversation between a person from the UK and the US where a word or phrase is misunderstood or not understood.

To get muddy in the pond:

I asked him if he fancied a cuppa and he looked at me like I was mad. The question got muddy in the pond.

by Wavles March 3, 2020

Muddy Buddy

When a person shit's inside of a wet sock sock and beats their sex partner with it.

"John smacked Sheila in the face with a Muddy Buddy and she came instantly."

by Thirstin Howl May 23, 2020