Maddie is the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, incredibly hot, and perfect in every single way. She's the best girlfriend ever, and means the world to the lucky guy that has her in his life. Her eyes are easy to get lost in and most people will find themselves staring into them without realizing. She's a bit outgoing and very social, and she's easy to get to know. She's open-minded, trustworthy, hard-working, kind, caring, and an overall amazing girl. Her boyfriend would do anything for her, and she has him roped in for life. She also visits urban dictionary a lot, a shit ton.
by MaddiesBF December 5, 2021
Get the Maddie mug.Maddie is the CEO of the Rude Inconsiderate Kids Group and loves to torment everyone she meets by screaming at them until they give her what she wants. A registered scam caller with multiple offences against almost any fast food chain you can think of. Also has a disease called exploferretasium which causes her to violently combust whenever she sees a small child that is physically weaker than her.
Preschool Teacher: LOOK ITS MADDIE CHEN RUN FOR YOUR LIFE KIDS!
Kids: It's fine she's about to explode
*Maddie explodes*
Kids: It's fine she's about to explode
*Maddie explodes*
by ok_cool October 3, 2022
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by Everyonehatesamaddie November 13, 2021
Get the midgit maddie mug.Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.
The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.
While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.
Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk
1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.
3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.
by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014
Get the The Tough Mudder mug.to put way too much chapstick on before an inevitable kiss making the other person's lips kinda burn
Person 1: How was your kiss with that girl earlier?
Person 2: I mean good, but she wound up pulling a maddie.
Person 2: I mean good, but she wound up pulling a maddie.
by grandpa yason December 8, 2020
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