when you take a brunettes hair put your cock in it splooge and twist her hair to make it look like a moose tail this is what we call a moose whip.
by dan weezy May 18, 2006
by Ritard fart April 16, 2010
A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.
Michelle Obama is a Moose Twat.
by jinkle5man October 07, 2011
You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
by Moose Goose Militia May 06, 2014
Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
by hudlei July 21, 2008
verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
by ignignokt6 June 03, 2009
NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business!
by DEMON CHILD MEGS October 05, 2005