the moose

Have your bed facing a door opening while a girl is giving you a blow job. Then when your buddy opens the door with out her knowing to take a picture you give her moose antlers right before the picture is taken.

The guys laughed when they saw Jack's picture of Frank giving some girl the moose.

by DriveBySpanking September 4, 2006

Moosh

MOOSH is an official key word that Olga Kay uses in her show on YouTube.
The world is originated from her cat named MUSHKA.

I Moosh You!

by hillysparklez June 1, 2010

moose peakin'

Used to describe the way poo log looks (like a moose head that's peaking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peakin' here!"

by Fetching Black Cat April 23, 2005

moosch

1. a small town in france
2. another word for mad, to go mental.

1:have you seen him lately?
2:i know hes gone completely moosch!

by sprocker January 4, 2010

Moose cunt

A cunt from Canada.

Jim- Where's Caitlin from?

Meg- Canada. Why?
Jim- ok that explains why she is a real moose cunt.

by TJ148 May 22, 2014

Moosey Goosey

Weird. Crazy shit

Damn thats just moosey goosey bro.

by Da judger March 11, 2016

moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

by DEMON.69 June 26, 2017