Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala April 01, 2018

Mitt Moo

A well presented and very accomodating vagina often surrounded by tattoos pointing the lucky recipient in the right direction. Often comes with 2 safety accessories. A rope and a plank of wood to stop guys falling in.

Claire's mitt moo left me wanting more, notably a guide and a torch to find my way out

by Wetballs July 20, 2022

Moo-beeds

A small white furry dog

Moo-beeds is in the corner

by Corporatescott February 10, 2024

Who Dainey Moo?

A very quick and misheard way of saying the sentence, Who's Danny Moon? A character from EastEnders.

Mum: Who Dainey Moo?
Son: What?
Mum: Who's Danny Moon?
Son: Oh, sorry Mum I misheard you.
Mum: Why what did you think I said?
Son: Who Dainey Moo?
Mum: Don't be stupid.
Son: Okay

by Supreme Commander AMS April 03, 2024

moo chang

A catchphrase used by only the most amazing, diabolically funny, and beautiful human beings.

Moo chang!!!!!! That ice cream was good!!!

by January 24, 2025

Fat Moos

A grumpy ex girlfriend. The laughingstock of friendgroups and schools alike. All around the worst person to date, cucks so many.

“Do you ever feel bad about what we did to fat moos?” “Nah she a fat bitch new jawn better”

by joeykelly1299238 January 12, 2024

ossh moo

used by people who are top of the list in superiority and awesomness, used when overly excited about nothing

omg ossh moooo so exicted

by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam August 22, 2011