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Melon Monday

When you eat melon on twitch on a Monday.
Wow it's Melon Monday already???
by NickBurp January 25, 2021
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Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”
by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022
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Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
by PastramiFan April 8, 2019
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Monday Cookie

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!
by Racecur September 22, 2018
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hot fudge monday

When a bully pins them down, and shits on there head.
"HEY! NERD! IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HOT FUDGE MONDAY!"
by Skyblue20199 July 1, 2024
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monday

why monday ,
by big red balls11 January 21, 2019
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Monday morning cornerback

An individual who retrospectively attributes their failures and disappointments to external factors rather than acknowledging their own contributions.
Ignore that guy. He's just a Monday morning cornerback. Never accepts blame for his own screwups.
by A legit doctor. Not a joke. December 31, 2024
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