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modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time
I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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Modern runt

modern runt(n). a person or group showing extreme, needy behaviours like hyper-victimisation, identity fluidity, restrictive diets, chronic activism, or tech detachment, which cut fitness (physical, mental, reproductive) as evolutionary population checks. Mirroring species' runts self-limiting weak genes for strength. Amplified by tech and PC agendas, risking artificial sustainment, unrest, and societal misalignment.
the modern runt thrives by demanding endless accommodations
by whomanity October 9, 2025
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Modern

im just trying to prove a point by putting this here, My online name is modern
WOAH, MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC!
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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Modern

Modern (trying to prove a point)
WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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Mörderin/Mörder

Mörderin/Mörder
by Guccipolo November 16, 2025
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Modern PawPaw rig

Old school 90s truck with tasteful updates like bigger wheels, lights, engine mods or updated bumpers
Bro! Did you see that Modern PawPaw rig? It looks like its from the 90s but it has big wheels!
by Old school new rules December 11, 2025
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Tysonilic Mowering

the act of acting in a douchbaggedly manner at the expense of a base of friends.
A certain friend moved to a northern town away from his friends displaying quintessential tysonilic mowering.
by acemclaud September 8, 2009
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