minge doctor

A geinocologist (or however its spelt)

Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

manky minge

a fanny that looks like its been turned inside out

person1:i was gonna have sex with this lass last night but she had a floppy fanny
person2:ha shes been pulling her fanny! shes got a manky minge

by u all suck September 6, 2006

Hong-Ming

A rare human-like specimen that is extremely wide and quick thinking. It will look human, but it is a robotic drone from the Chinese.

If you see a hong-ming, you better run.

by Donaldo Trumpus March 25, 2017

minge bling

Refers to the jewelry that is worn by women with their genitals pierced

"I bought some new sexy minge bling today"

by dj shiva July 29, 2007

Minge twinge

It is basically a nipple cripple attack for the minge. It involve grabbing the minge tight between your fingers and twisting with force.

Look Fleur, you got something down your pants. **grabs and twists minge
Fleur: ow, you bitch you minge twinge me bad!

by Meejoolie December 13, 2017

minge crud

Scabby patches on the female pubic hair surrounding the vaginal entrance

"Mary your minge crud tastes funny"

by rick oli September 3, 2005

Ming the merciless

The act of cumming on a chicks top lip in such a way that it dribbles down in a goatee resembling that of Ming the Merciless.

Dude, I totally gave Jemma a Ming the Merciless last night!

by Jayb0ne February 22, 2008