Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

Michigan

A place where it could go from fall, spring, summer, and winter all in a matter of hours. It could be freezing one minute, then super hot with a tornado the next. Winters are long and sometimes don't end until May. The state is also known for having a bitchy Karen as a governor at the moment, but that will no longer be the case with the governor election next year. The potholes in the roads and in parking lots are also a nightmare.

The beaches used to be very calm and spacious, but now the beaches (especially in the Grand Traverse area) are super crowded and are being invaded/ruined by tourists because of ABC New's stupid broadcast about the Sleeping Bear Dune's some time around 2010. Now locals can't enjoy the dunes like they used to.

Agriculture, mining, lumber, manufacturing, tourism, car manufacturing, and trade between Canada/other states on the Great Lakes make up the economy.

We also created celebrities like Eminem and Alice Cooper.

If you come to Michigan, don't leave trash on our beaches or change the landscape, it really pisses us off and you can be fined/end up in jail. Watch out for potholes as well, some are so big and deep that they can total your car. If you visit Frankenmuth, hit up Bronner's, it's the biggest Christmas store in the world! If you go into towns like Glen Arbor, Ann Arbor, Frankenmuth, or Traverse City, hit up the Cherry Republic, they have some gourmet shit that's all cherry based! Mackinac Island is the place you wanna go for a weekend of drinking, just be sure that if you get a hotel room on the mainland that you manage your time well so you can catch your boat! If you're near
Whitefish Bay on the beach, keep an eye out because you might see the ghost of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

by Failurebitch June 3, 2025

Michigan

To be jerked off from behind whether it be over the shoulder or around the side like the popular hockey play “The Michigan”

“I heard Ava was giving Jet a Michigan on the way to school today” - Person 1
“No way I’ve always wanted a Michigan, Jet is a lucky man!” - Person 2

by goonercore March 14, 2025

Troy, Michigan

A somewhat small city in Michigan, somewhat close to Detroit and Pontiac. It's nothing special, but nothing too bad overall. It is a very safe place where nothing too bad ever really happens.

I live in Troy, Michigan, peak suburban America.

by bigdickjimmy74 November 23, 2020

Michigan Cleaning

When a person (any gender) shoves their full arm into another persons ass and pulls out feces or diarrhea

austin:dude where is andy?
reggie:man i saw that he was getting a michigan cleaning

by koralreef June 1, 2022

Michigan Nacho Bar

When a Detroit city trollop agrees to be laid out on a table so the homies can use tortilla chips to eat salsa and refried beans out of her ass

Man 1: Hey man you coming over to Charlie’s tonight? Debbie said she’s down for a Michigan Nacho Bar

Man 2: No waaaay! Debbie’s the coolest

by Dan Flashes January 24, 2024

Michigan railgun

When two partners proceed to have intercorse in the state of Michigan. The female inserts a dead roadkill inside of the males Anus while he proceeds to masterbate.

Guy: starts masterbating
Guy: what the fuck is that smell
Girl: it’s the dead rabbit I shoved in your ass
Guy: *faps harder to Michigan railgun*

by Pussycrunch69 September 26, 2022