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Biznitch Meeting 

When two or more overly wealthy women with no jobs stand in a store blocking foot traffic conversing about useless shit.
I’m sorry dear it took so long to go to the bathroom. 2 women we’re having a biznitch meeting blocking the entrance.
Biznitch Meeting by Artist4 October 2, 2025

Cheek Meeting

A polite way to excuse yourself for a bowel movement.
"Please excuse me, I'm being called to the office for a cheek meeting."

"Sorry I missed your call. I was in a cheek meeting."

A meeting of Gammons

A group of 4 or more middle aged men.
Oh look Carol, can you see over there in the middle of the pavement we need to walk down… There’s a meeting of Gammons, we’re going to have to cross the street I think or else we’ll never get past them!

Quaker style meeting 

Where multiple people get together to shut the fuck up.
Anyone interested in a quaker style meeting?

canadian board meeting 

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"

Friendly Barn Gate Meeting 

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.
I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.