Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024

The Shiba Mall

The coolest mall in the world

Cheems: Lets go to the shiba mall! Burgoid: Ok!

by Loafumas November 5, 2020

Mall supervision

Something the people born in the 80's having the rules/laws made never had to go through, and a double standard they would never tell anybody about.

People born in the 80's didn't have mall supervision going to a mall at any time of the day, including at night. They didn't have to have another adult or even another person to be with them, even if they weren't working (going to a movie or shopping). Teenagers seem willing to put up with a lot more bullshit these days than they were back in the early 2000's, they do just about anything that anybody tells them to because they seem to think it's right to be obedient under any circumstances, even if what the people making rules/laws is doing is wrong.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

mall madness

electronic board game involving a two-story mall made of cardboard and lots of skill.

"yo, sara, wanna play mall madness?"

"yeah, if you wanna get pwnd!!"

by mgsrj January 5, 2008

mall

An enclosed or open-air shopping center, typically 2 story with more than 1 anchor store.

Brenda: "Hey, did you hear that the Urbantown Center mall just closed?"

Harold: "Oh, really? I heard they were going to change it into one of those nasty lifestyle centers!"

by zRxvr March 27, 2022

Mall

a codename for a crush, corrolating with some nicknames and past conversations with said crush

Mickenna: Mall is so cute!!
Rbeecca: Ew, no!

by Mrs. Patrick Pobiak March 5, 2023