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amalgam of man-jackpot.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) a man who is the embodiment of a woman's dreams; a once-in-a-lifetime mate who exceeds all of a woman's expectations.
2) a man who is the exact opposite of a woman's dreams; in this context used as an ironic commentary. A far too common man who uses and underappreciates women.
1) For their first date, John brought Jane flowers, took her to a romantic fine dining restaurant, then went for a drive in the countryside in his Ferrari. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
2) After drinking a half-case of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and watching the tractor-pulls on TV all night, John stole $20 from Jane's purse, kicked her dog, and proceeded to call her the wrong name in bed. Jane really hit the mackpot.
dirty macking
Attempting to mack on another person's significant other by talking bad about them behind their back.
If you've ever had a girlfriend/boyfriend leave you and hook up with your best friend, you can be sure some dirty macking was going on while you were dating your ex.
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
John: "I'll be right back guys"
Dirty Mackin' Bob: "So Cindy, did you hear how John was talking to that slut Suzy when you were out of town? He doesn't appreciate you."
Cindy, John's Girlfriend : "Don't try dirty macking on me just cause my boyfriend's not here. Aren't you supposed to be John's best friend?"
John comes back and slams dirty mackin' Bob in the face with a shovel
dirty macking by Russ December 16, 2006
Mackjob
The art of needing to have a wank and take a long shit with limited time. Similar to a blumpkin but unassisted.
Hi Tony, what are you up to?
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Hi Brad, I'm sorry mate I don't have time to talk. I had a massive night, I am as horny as all fuck, I need to take a massive shit and I start work in twenty minutes. I'm off for a quick mackjob. Catch you later.
That Tony is always one step ahead.
Mackjob by majorlowbreed July 10, 2016
The Mackey Effect
When your shitty teacher named Ms. Mackey only talks about filtering and preparing for college and how you should be getting a 100 in the class without a problem. Instead, you end up failing the class and your college acceptance rejected. These are only minor effects of The Mackey Effect.
Dude The Mackey Effect is killing me right now, im flunking civics but everyone in the class down the hall has five times less work and has an A.
The Mackey Effect by TypicalGreenHopeStudent February 28, 2017
Mackin Handshake
When you meet a girl at a bar and end up fingering her at the bar or right outside the bar in an adjacent alley. It happens so quickly, it is practically during the introduction.
Person #1 - "Hey where did Mark go?"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"
Person #2 - "He is in the corner giving some bitch the Mackin Handshake"
Mackin Handshake by M.Boy October 12, 2010
Mackerting
Mackerting is the art of wearing a shirt one size too small. While more often then not this shirt will be collarless and will feature a v-shaped neck, Mackerting is not limited to v-necks. It is possible to Mackert in any type of shirt including, but not limited to: t-shirts, polos, button-downs, soccer shirts, basketball jerseys, and henleys.
Dude, is Jake juicing? His arms got huge overnight.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Naw, bro, he's just Mackerting; it's an optical illusion.
Mackerting by RADa5AURU5 December 11, 2010