- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
Get the League Policemug. Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
Get the spider monkey leaguemug. The lines on one's stomach because of their fat rolls due to an excessive amount of time spent playing the game League of Legends
by DWooster April 11, 2017
Get the league linesmug. Henry: I think John has league of legendsphobia.
Will: What the fuck is league of legendsphobia?
Henry: It's the fear of being dirty.
Will: What the fuck is league of legendsphobia?
Henry: It's the fear of being dirty.
by Peashooter from PVZ:GW April 27, 2025
Get the league of legendsphobiamug. an F tier moba game created in 2009 by a dogshit company Riot Games. Enjoyed by pedophiles, overweight neckbeards and autists the world over. If the subpar graphic quality wasn't bad enough the shitty champs available to play as are even worse. the only skills required for this game is button mashing Q and E and raging in the online chat like a tourettes patient.
person 1: im bored i need some new game reqs but dont want to spend a lot of money.
person 2: you should download League of Legends, its free and i play every day.
person 1: League? are you shitting me? that is actually the worst game. Tbh id rather play animal crossings.
person 2: wym? its such a fun eSport and theres so many cool champs to chose from, I play Caitlyn top lane every day.
person 1: yea.. I'm really starting to question your morale. at first you seemed chill, but after what you just said you come off as the hentai weeb type.
person 2: you should download League of Legends, its free and i play every day.
person 1: League? are you shitting me? that is actually the worst game. Tbh id rather play animal crossings.
person 2: wym? its such a fun eSport and theres so many cool champs to chose from, I play Caitlyn top lane every day.
person 1: yea.. I'm really starting to question your morale. at first you seemed chill, but after what you just said you come off as the hentai weeb type.
by Kos645379 April 28, 2022
Get the League of Legendsmug. An individual who played at a high level and for whatever reason decided not to continue competitively. The Beer League Demon is usually between the ages of 19 and 22, and now dominates the Beer League with little to no effort. Depending on attitude the Beer League Demon can either be laid back or the most insufferable douchebag, there is no in-between.
John: Hey Dave, what do you think of the new guy?
Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon
John: yeah I heard he played at the national level
Dave: The kid is a real Beer League Demon
John: yeah I heard he played at the national level
by Dunlop hater November 24, 2024
Get the Beer League Demonmug. by CarolineTwister October 18, 2017
Get the big leaguemug.