Kitchen scale

To unnecessarily measure everything to the 1% accuracy, when it is not necessary.

Did you just Kitchen scale that water for your coffee?

by Batu Cave October 27, 2022

Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

The maneuver an alcoholic must execute immediately, upon entering his kitchen and finding hard liquor waiting for him.
This maneuver typically consists of making an audible verbal excuse to leave the room.

" I uh.. got to... mow the lawn right now."
*Bourbon Kitchen-Parry

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

Kitchen

Something that you enter in your household in order to eat, otherwise known as consuming an edible substance.

Go into the kitchen and EAT YOUR MICROWAVABLE POPCOOOOORNNNN!!!!!!

by Blobbleguy January 8, 2021

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Kitchen clown

A manager or a cook that thinks he’s a chef but can’t get his lazy ass up to prep or do anything but thinks he’s improving the restaurant

That man is a kitchen clown for firing me over cold fries.

by Jackcrunch49 February 17, 2023

kitchen

The main habitat of the Female gender

go to the Kitchen, and make me a sandwich woman

by TheModernPoet May 16, 2022

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to hang out in the kitchen. Without purpose or meaning

Frank, Lil’ Chick-Chak, and Princess Fussilia we’re chronic kitchen chillers; they sat at the kitchen table, doing nothing other than reading their phones, watching Beavis & Butthead and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022