kill in bed

To fuck someone so hard they won’t forget it.

Drake: Yo I kill in bed so hard last night.

Leon: Bruh how do you do that?

Drake: You fuck her so hard she won’t forget.

Leon: Aye that’s my boy

by afhsg June 3, 2018

Killing the company

When you shit on company time

You only worked 7 hours instead of 8, you're killing the company

by Joseeehosee August 21, 2020

status kill

When an akward co-worker, family friend, ect. comments on a status and "ruins" the status. The status also may be an inside joke and is then ruined by an akward person asking what it means. Often the comment or status is removed to prevent further akwardness.

Amy: Had so much fun with the girls!
Kathy: who are "the girls" and what did you do?
-status kill-
Monica: It's like a head for a midget band
Bill: I don't get it...
-status kill-

by pinkdragon16 August 14, 2010

morning kill

A Morning Kill is basically when you had Morning Sex.

"I got a Morning Kill baby"- said Kyle to Salim

by SYB DaeDae December 9, 2021

Kill Pill

a kill pill is another term for a bullet.

yo, calm down before i put this kill pill through your head!

by electricn00b October 15, 2010

Kill the mall

When you try to find "Kill them all" but instead find this page.
Legit 101

Kill the mall, it attacks our neighbours with its unneccessary garbage for sale, and they fall for it every time!

by Khennnni November 2, 2017

Douche Kill

Camping in call of duty or other fps in totally fucked places with the gayest weapons possible. Gayest weapons can include but are not limited to sniper rifles with acog scope, silenced shotguns, tomahawks, grenades cooked in a suicidal fashion, dual Uzis, energy hammers, c4, urine, sea urchins, power legs(duke nukem mp), rpgs, throwing knifes, and of course bags of dicks.

laying prone at the top of ladders with a shotgun. Laying prone on stairs waiting for a fag to kill. Sitting behind a door.Where no one has every tried to camp before, so they would never expect it is really the general rule for true douche kills. Personally i like to duck behind a desk like a boss with a shotgun while making quotes such as ya fired, or step into my office, we do not negotiate with fags, Im the boss i need the info, etc.......JUST BE A DICK AND YOU TO CAN DOUCHe KILL

by Dymeleon January 10, 2013