keyhole

Someone who is a jerk.

He's such a keyhole! He never stops insulting me. He's quite annoying!

by Junglejim1 January 19, 2009

Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.

Mario is a keyboard commando

by Ne01 March 26, 2003

Keyon

A black dinosaur that Doesn't get a girl

The Keyon has been dead for thousands of years

by Thatoneguy66666 May 18, 2017

keyboard

An Item use in the Home Rowed Videos on youtube.

Eh, You Just Got HOME ROWED!!!!!

KeyBoard

by Spider_3717 October 21, 2007

Keyboard Babies

Noun. A nut busted while masterbating to internet Porn when you are searching and beating at the same time.

Dad used my computer yesterday and got Keyboard babies all over it !!!!!!!!!!!

by Victim 183 November 6, 2008

Keyboard Warrior

A computer hacker. hacker

Lewis is truly a dishonorable and cowardly keyboard warrior.

by Markizel May 19, 2019

ergonomic keyboard

keyboard with "thoughtfully" spaced tites for freek, mutants, poo drinking crap people who perhaps drive daihatsu Terios's and complain about being old. Really they are just another sub group of a closet hipster. A hipster so ingrown they pretend they are better then hipsters by buying a "new" keyboard with a design strongly rooted in the shity 80's

HEY! Check out this cray new ergonomic keyboard I bought from K-Mart / Tandy / Electro Barn / JB / Grace Brothers.
"WOW! its like all bent and shit!!"
"Its totally space age"
"Do you think my hand looks big on this?"

by Jackmebones May 8, 2012