Caleb: she told me I was ugly and then I showed her the money in my bank, she said "wow an ugly and poor motherfucker"
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
Jacob: yo, you should have shown her your karma count
by •MJ.MM• December 21, 2020
Get the karma countmug. synonym of cheese
(that's about it)
he's a character (protagonist) in a webcomic series, AUGDAMN. he is widely known for his triangular prism-shaped head so thus calling him a cheesehead is born
(that's about it)
he's a character (protagonist) in a webcomic series, AUGDAMN. he is widely known for his triangular prism-shaped head so thus calling him a cheesehead is born
by skykdotidot February 25, 2024
Get the karmamug. Karma is a figment of peoples' imaginations, originally used by Hindus to get out of paying debts in a present incarnation and promising to repay them in a future incarnation. Of course, the debts were never repaid, and common usage came to define karma as bad things happening to people who owed debts from past incarnations. Eventually it was expanded to include explaining why good things happened to people who seemed undeserving of having luck. They MUST HAVE done something in a past life to have such luck in this life. Common usage further expanded this meaning to the point where we alive today use karma as an excuse for people having inexplicably good or bad luck.
Karma is just another word meaning coincidence or luck that happens in any person's lifetime. Like other usurped words, the meanings are changed to suit our own purposes. If Karma existed, Western based cultures would never have taken over North and South America from their aboriginal people, using actions like giving away blankets filled with smallpox, trading beads for entire tracts of lands, providing liquor to people who had no tolerance, decimating the main food source of the plains peoples, outright murdering whole villages, and attempting genocide by sending aboriginal children to residential schools where they were physically, mentally, and sexually abused and then saying, "Oops, we screwed up! Sorry," and as penance giving harmed individuals money when clean water, arable land, and help to recover the art of child-raising were so badly needed to keep aboriginal children from needlessly committing suicide , you can bet if Karma existed white people would have been wiped off the face of this planet. Meanwhile, unlike whites, people of colour would do whatever it took to help white people survive. No, there is no such thing as karma, and we white folk should be very glad there isn't.
by rawgod June 18, 2018
Get the karmamug. The unholy hellspawn formed from the seed of Beelzebub steamed inside of Rhianna's oven womb for 665 days.
Bitch 1: Karma Kapone said hes gonna droo a diss track about me.
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
Bitch 2: Its been nice knowing ya bro
by THE INDEPENDENT VARIABLE May 22, 2018
Get the KARMA KAPONEmug. A funny, energetic individual. Amazing at bringing up the mood and a neverending fountain of creativity! Everything feels a little brighter with Karma around.
by obamafartballs July 25, 2022
Get the Karmamug. by Meyerhausen October 7, 2020
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Get the karmamug.