Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
by Domgirl24 January 30, 2024
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juan noodle

A spanish sexual position in which the man inserts his penis into the woman while she spins on top of it like its a macaroni noodle.
Im going to give her the " juan noodle " tonight
by da mexican fence hopper November 17, 2023
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Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.
We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.
by hironakamura_ November 13, 2023
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juan and isabel

Literally the best couple out there. Always the coolest people in town, best looking couple around. You wish you could be like them but you aren’t and it’s ok. If your name is Juan, get urself an Isabel.
A: “Omg are those Juan and Isabel?”

B: “Yeah they’re so hot they shd make a sex tape
by hotchick99hotbuffalowings January 05, 2023
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Juan-Pierre

Juan-Pierre - THE MAN, THE MYTH THE LEGEND also known as the ALPHA. SITH THE STALLION. Trust you don't want to make clear eye contact with him or else you will be dazzled with unbeatable love poison. Juan- Pierre is the guy to go to for everything he is the plug he is the man he is the fixer. Golden Ponny Boy becomes him. Every surfer is intimidated by him, you name it, all of them inspire to one day be as a good as Juan-pierre. THE END EVERYONE WANT TO BE Juan-Pierre.
Girl 1- OMG I saw Juan-Pierre in the hallway and we made full eye contact

Girl 2- WHAT ? are you okay?

Girl 1- NO I need to break up with my boyfriend!

Guy 1- Yo bro do you know if Juan-Pierre is surfing in this contest?

Guy 2- Yea bro he is, no we will never have a chance darn it!
by 1234Blondie1234 February 01, 2023
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Juaning it

Someone who tax the living bread out your pockets or finesses you and makes come up off you
“ Oh you want these air forces ? These right here are about $350... what ?! Nah bra you Juaning it “
by LooneYTunez OG February 08, 2020
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Juan roi

Juan’ as a Chinese phrase to describe those being super competitive and extremely hardworking among people such as colleagues or classmates. When a juan person is near you, he will work overtime everyday and make the boss feel that you are not hardworking.
Roi is the French word for ‘king’.
Juan roi is a juan person in France or Quebec region.
Oh you are truly a Juan Roi! You work 80 hours a week! For what?
by Hanabi026 November 26, 2021
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