One of those gay friends you've encountered in class or even in a gay strip club. Jose is mental and has multiple disabilities that he has trouble understanding.
Marc: "Yo Jose what's 1+2"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
Jose: "My Mom.... wait no My V-card"
Marc: "What you're so Jose de la Cruz"
by Black-Bandit June 9, 2018
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by Kiddd.joseee December 20, 2017
Get the Jose mug.A Jose Bustamante is a chubby Mexican with a bald head who Everyone teases because why not, he’s a Jose Bustamante! It’s funny! Don’t be A Jose bustamante
Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Don’t be a Jose Bustamante cries like a little girl when his tacos have too much salsa or his Grande White skinny Vanilla Latte is too Hot at Starbucks then complains to the manager. He pets everyone’s little doggies and makes baby noises. He’s that friend who drinks too much when you go out then pees his pants. Don’t Be a Jose Bustamante
by Jewcy707 January 2, 2020
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Get the Jose mug.Jose is a person who you won't like if you hate idiots, but he's a good friend...... Im just kidding..... He's a big fat pussy, he's scared of everything hes ugly and fat... Jose is a man of his own kind and own back ground.
Person 1:Ay did you hear about jos-
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me
Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
Person 2: we don't say that name ever in this house you hear me
Person 1: Yes sir... Hey did you hear about jose
Person 2: YOU LITTLE SHI—
by Ig: rquin_coupie January 27, 2020
Get the Jose mug.This JROTC kid that takes after his dad. Literally a carbon copy of his father, same name and everything. I love him though, chillest and funniest person you will ever meet. My little blue eyed booger nugget 😩😩😩 jk jk don’t quote me on that. Nah, but Jose when will you get off of “a break” from other hoes, give me a chance bb. I’ll pay you 500 Rupees for your love 😏
When you see that Jose kid, tell him that the Marines are gonna kick his ass.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.
Jose, give that a girl a chance, she’s probably the only girl that has ever liked you for you and not your appearance.
by jose’sbitchbuthedontknowityet November 29, 2020
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