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Martian Jet Lag

The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.
If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
by Danunoamor September 7, 2005
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visual jet lag

Disoriented and tired feeling that is caused by looking at visual arts for several hours. You're fed up with anything visual and your brain can not cope with it anymore.
After visiting the Metropolitan Museum of Art we had a visual jet lag.
by Editah June 1, 2009
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wet jet

The moistest of all ladies
Dude, she is such a wet jet
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Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.
Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”
by Sir Plop March 9, 2020
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Jumbo jet time

7:47 on digital clock, as in Boeing 747 jumbo jet aeroplane
It's 7:47, that's jumbo jet time!
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Worthington jet

The physical principle that underlies Poseidon's Kiss.
Person 1: Worthington jets are why your butt gets licked with water when you poo
Person 2: I didn't ask but thanks.
by hcc5 July 26, 2022
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Turbo jet

Getting pegged while receiving a blow job from the same person
Dude, she asked me if I ever had a turbo jet before. Next thing I know she’s sucking, squeezing, banging, and blowing me!
by Billylotts May 19, 2023
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